Excerpt from Softcore
In the years following the revolution, Tarofi was a notorious political figure, a mullah, traveling judge and henchman in one. Along with other supporters of the budding Islamic Republic, Tarofi took it upon himself to rid the fledgling state of its enemies in an uncomplicated, down-to-earth manner.
Tarofi insists on speaking English. He sounds a lot like Joe Cocker.
'Europe very good nice. Very nice, very good,' he croaks. 'Learn English Birmingham.'
'Birmingham. So you've been to England.'
'Yes. I go Switzerland for gon.'
'Gun?'
'Yes. Go for buy gon. Engineers ABB. Brown Bovering.'
'Guns for whom?'
'Gons for Iran. Very good nice.'

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