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ISBN 1 84659 000 0
Genre: Fiction
Publication: 2 February 2006
Format: 13 x 20 cm
Edition: Paperback
Pages: 109pp
Price: £7.99

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About the Author
Andrew Kaufman is a writer, film-maker and radio producer. His writing has appeared in McSweeney's, he has completed a Director's Residency at the Canadian Film Centre and his film Aberistiwith was screened at festivals across Europe and Canada.

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Some Kind Words

'Somebody should write Mr Kaufman and thank him for his tender heart. I expect this story will replace boxes of chocolates and flowers in courting rituals to come.'

Sheila Heti

'All My Friends Are Superheroes is great. It's a find. A treasure...If I was a superhero I'd want the power to convince other people to read this book.'

Bookmunch

'Kaufman has created an addictive, brisk, wonderfully inventive and funny piece of work.'

Dogmatika

'All My Friends Are Superheroes may technically be called a love story, but if it is, it is one that is blissfully cliché free. More please.'

Pulp Net

'This quirky little book is an absolute delight: funny, surprising and poetic all in one ... Suffice to say that love is probably the greatest superpower of all and that this is a charming book in the vein of Boris Vian, a book to enjoy and dream about.'

Jewish Book Council

'A real gem of a book ... this ode to love was built to last.'

Ham & High

'This story will steal up quietly and seduce with its originality and wit.'

Terry Griggs

'A deliciously barbed commentary on our ongoing epidemic of physical and emotional multi-tasking and all its' neurotic spin-offs.'

Toronto Globe and Mail

'Kaufman's prose is often funny, even in his more straightforward observations about human nature, yet All My Friends Are Superheroes is also a tender examination of love and transformation that manages to sustain its fantastical premise right through to its thoroughly logical conclusion.'

Canadian Literature

'This is one of the saddest, funniest, strangest, and most romantic books I have read in a while ... the greatest superheroes that I have ever heard of. Imagine having the Couch Surfer, the Stress Bunny, Wild Mood Swinger and Mistress Cleanasyougo over for dinner. Brilliant!'

Ally Glynn, Assistant Manager, Ottakar's

'Funny and endearing ... almost like a written caricature ... makes you smile but also makes you think.'

H2B Journal

'In Andrew Kaufman's unpredictable fable of love in the 21st century ... he rigorously punctures modern psychoses of the 'have it all' society ... The book's dispassionate tone enables the author to tell an extraordinary, albeit brief tale, with surprisingly emotional and even profound results. Does Tom succeed in breaking Hypno's curse? It won't take long to find out' and it maybe just inspire some romance in you - superhero or not.'

Canada Post

'A pure treat.'

Blow

The Danforth Review praises All My Friends Are Superheroes

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We like it when people like things we like too. So here's the full review by JC Bellringer of All My Friends Are Superheroes, republished with kind permission from The Danforth Review:

A friend of mine gave me a copy of Andrew Kaufman's All My Friends Are Superheroes recently. "You'll like it," he said. "It's a cute little book." Not exactly a ringing endorsement. In my experience, if overheard, such comments would lead most writers to contemplate a cute little suicide.

And even though it proved to be both cute and little (a brisk 106 pages in full), in the interest of public safety let's instead call it a sweet and funny book. At times disarming for both its humour and its honesty, All My Friends Are Superheroes is the kind of book that inspires readers to share passages out loud to anyone within earshot at regular intervals.

The novella tells the tale of Tom, a relatable if underdrawn protagonist, who has just the length of a flight from Toronto to Vancouver to break a spell that has been put on his wife. Under it, his wife, known both affectionately and bitterly as "The Perfectionist," has lost the ability to see Tom. The mischievous and malicious Hypno, The Perfectionist's ex-boyfriend, cast the spell on her shortly after she married Tom. It seems all of Tom's enemies are superheroes as well.

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The story is told largely through flashback as Tom (invisibly) accompanies his wife to Vancouver, and is interspersed with laugh-out-loud funny descriptions of some of the 249 superheroes who make the Greater Toronto Area their home. ("None of them have secret identities. Very few of them wear costumes.") The passages describing these superheroes, while completely tangential and generally unrelated to the plot of the book, are among the sharpest in it. While Kaufman's superheroes do not possess traditional (or even useful) superpowers, most are surprisingly clever abstractions that are instantly recognizable, if not enviable. They range from the strictly comedic (The Copycat, who possesses "the ability to mimic anyone's personal style," and The Seeker, who "knows how to get anywhere from any place, even if he's never been there before") to the unexpectedly poignant (Mistress Cleanasyougo: "At the end of every day she folds her clothes. She never leaves scissors on the table, pens with no ink are thrown in the trash, wet towels are always hung up, dishes are washed directly and nothing is left unsaid"). There's something undeniably charming about writing that is so unnecessarily clever.

But for all its knowing wit and comedic originality, All My Friends Are Superheroes is, in truth, a sweet urban love story. Kaufman deftly locates the emotional centre of the story in Tom's suffering; somehow, using the metaphor of invisibility to illustrate Tom's sense of alienation and estrangement from his partner never becomes the obvious contrivance or one-note joke that it might in the hands of a less sensitive writer. Kaufman's lively, snappy prose is perfectly paced - just when the story verges on the intolerably cute Kaufman engineers a sudden but welcome turn either cynical or sad; and when the narrative threatens to turn maudlin or melodramatic, Kaufman's quick wit and honest sentiment keep the writing from going anywhere predictable.

And while the book is uncomplicated in its tender and gentle approach to love, delightful ambiguities exist in lines like "Tom and The Perfectionist circulated through the hot room. The Perfectionist was sweating (perfectly)." At times like these, it's hard to tell if Tom resents or admires his wife, if he's speaking out of bitterness or infatuation. It's this kind of subtle touch that gives All My Friends Are Superheroes a kind of depth that you don't expect to find in such a cute and little book.

JC Bellringer is a writer living in London, Ontario.

Republished with kind permission from The Danforth Review


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Film producers Paul Scherzer and Tracey Boulton are developing a new comedy series for Canadian Television based on All My Friends are Superheroes by our very own Andrew Kaufman. If it's even half as funny as the book, that sounds like a pretty good idea to us. We wish them the best of luck with this one; watch this space for more details as we get them.
Excerpts
'I hypnotized you. But you can't hypnotize anyone into doing anything they don't already want to do. I merely give permission,' Hypno said. He tapped his spoon on the rim of his coffee mug and hypnotized her into believing that sex with him would be the best of her life.

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When he's not writing surreal, tender and hilarious fiction, Andrew Kaufman also works as a radio producer for the Canadian Broadcasting Company. Sensing a golden opportunity here, we made him read, edit and produce three extracts from his new novel...

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